Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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call me maybe.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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The Labour Party.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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