What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Your gay

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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