- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

12/23/2012

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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