- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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