- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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