- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Poker? I barely even know her.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

I was watching Fox news.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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