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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

asians have slitted eyes lol

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

I love alchohol!

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

An Asian with a big dick.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

class is canceled. My professor died.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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