- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Do the roar!

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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