- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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