- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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