- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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