- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Rebecca Black sings a song.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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