Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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