His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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