Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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. . I am a whale

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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