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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

You know whats annoying? Steve

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Homo say what?

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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