Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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