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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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