Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

matt is fat

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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