- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

What's 2+2? Fish

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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