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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Gretta has five legs? -no

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

A Chinese man fails a math test

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Morning wood.

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