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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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