- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Guess what? You guessed it.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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