- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

i found waldo.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Title IX

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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