- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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