- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

So these two girls have a cup .

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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