two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What's long and black The unemployment line

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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