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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

I have read the terms and conditions

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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