- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

every knight i see an owl at window

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

hi charles lattuca III

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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