Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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eoin burgin is fat

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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