Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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A house comes around the corner.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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