Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What's one plus one? two.

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Why? Because.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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