Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Anti Joke

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