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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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