- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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