a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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