I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

being sober in a bar fight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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