A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

knock knock Dave's not here.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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