whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

whats black? the colour

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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