Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Blacks

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

bite me

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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