Q: knok knok A: Im home

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

there once was a chicken it was yellow

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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