- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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