Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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And you honored it I see :P

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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