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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why? Why not?

every cloud has a silver lining

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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