Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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