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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Women's Rights.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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