- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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