This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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