- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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