- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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