- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

1+2 = 6

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

rocky is here again.......................

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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