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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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