DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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