I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Anti Joke

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