- Anti Joke

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

knock knock come in

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.