Knock, knock. Come in.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

A man was shot. He died.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

a black man pays his child support

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What's one plus one? two.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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