What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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I love you

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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