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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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