- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

women's rights

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Knock Knock Who's there

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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