- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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