- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

A young baby died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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