Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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