- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Sir, your wife is dead

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

united we sit, cause we're fat

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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