- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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