What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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can you touch your toes? no

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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