A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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wanna here a joke? you.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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