- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

cancer

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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