- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

whats yellow? lots of things.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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