- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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