- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

noah is a scrub jungle

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

Women deserve equal rights.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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