A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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