- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Two baby seals walk into a club.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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