- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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