- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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