- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

cancer

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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