- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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