What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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