- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

A penis walks into a bar..

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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