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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

I put my baby in a microwave.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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