- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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