- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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