- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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