- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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