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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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