Yo Momma So Fat!

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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