Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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Anti Joke

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