WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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