- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Pickles are powerful

Knock Know! Come in!

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

No antijoke here.

the game

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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