kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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