- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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