Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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