- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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