a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

woman's rights

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Robin, get in the car!

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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