- Anti Joke

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

[Set up] [No punch line]

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people