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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Obama

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Andoni was here

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.