- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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