There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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HEY!

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Anti Joke

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