A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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AIDS

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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