Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Good job, son.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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