- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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