What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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