- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

What's stupid a light bulb.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Your mom went to college

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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