- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Yes

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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