What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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