- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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