- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A baby seal walks into a club.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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