What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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knock knock go away

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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