- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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