How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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69.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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knock knock who's there? faith

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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