- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

a black man walks out of popeyes

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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