- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Your girlfriend.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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