What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

womens rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

knock knock whos there? nobody

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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