- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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