- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

One, two, three, four and five

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

I wrote a funny joke.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

9/11 my birthday

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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