Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Donald Trump

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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