The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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