What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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