- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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