- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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