- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

wanna hear a joke? i dont

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

your face

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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