What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Racial equality.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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