Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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