- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dead girls can't say no.

What's brown an sticky Shit

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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