Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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God is real.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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