- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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