Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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