- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

whats white and sticky glue

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A man walks into a vagina

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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