How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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YOU

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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poo

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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