Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Sam Hengal.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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