what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Sam Hengal.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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