Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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