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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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