- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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