A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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