A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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