Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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