What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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