- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

asians have slitted eyes lol

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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