Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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