tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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He--Hey guys

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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