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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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