- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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