Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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women's rights

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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