- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Sex

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Once, I went to Peru.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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