Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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