Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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He--Hey guys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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