- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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