What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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