- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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