- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

binladin walks into the american seals

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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