a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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