- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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