How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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penisvaginaorgasm

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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roses are red poo is poo

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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swag

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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