Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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10inch nice

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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