Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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