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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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