Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Anti Joke

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