- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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