guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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