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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Knock Knock Who's there

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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