- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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