- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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