Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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