- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What do I hate? people

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Your girlfriend.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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