What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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