What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

star wars kid

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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