- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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