- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

What has two legs? Half a cat

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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