- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

every cloud has a silver lining

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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