What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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