- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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