Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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