- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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