A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

i hate non minorities!

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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