a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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