What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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