In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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