Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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a black man pays his child support

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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An anti-joke

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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