Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Coldpaly is a good band

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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