Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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