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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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