Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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My jeans

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man died.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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SEX

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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