- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What do u call a cripple Biv

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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