- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Knock knock Fuck off!

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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