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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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