- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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