Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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the sky is green no it is not

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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White men's rights

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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