- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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