In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

An Asian with a big dick.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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