- Anti Joke

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Democracy.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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