Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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