- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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