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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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