- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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