- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Knock, knock. Come in.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

i committed murder

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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