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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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