- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

If you were a cactus, why?

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