- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Albino African Americans

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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