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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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