- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

vitamin c

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

poop.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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