- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

kennah campion when she talks

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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