Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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haha

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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