- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

justin beiber sucks

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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