Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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