Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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