- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Roses are red.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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