Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

I just threw up..In my pants.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Anti Joke

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