- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

David Cameron

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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