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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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