- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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