- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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