- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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