Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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