- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Jack Stevens

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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