One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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