- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

I think everybody should have a penis.

knock knock who's there ?

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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