Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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