what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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